Wheeler

Sat down for lunch with Wheeler at the Modern. The table had 4 place settings and as we got near the table they cleared 2 - the one to my right and the one across from me. Doug sat to my left. We looked at each other and both thought the same thing. As he got up to move the waiter arrived and asked, "Would you like to move seats?" Doug replied, "Well, yes. We're heterosexuals. We don't want to touch each other so it makes no sense to seat us this way."

The waiter smirked. He was clearly gay.